Once his special day every year, Irwin comes up with a birthday plan that's completely secret until the last possible second. This time around? A mid-afternoon text with instructions to meet at Esta Noche. Umm, that Esta Noche?
Like me, you may have walked by ONE THOUSAND times and never remotely considered popping in -- that palm tree a cosmic lightning rod for sad sadness.
Turns out it's Irwin's new favorite Latino tranny bar in the neighborhood. And the bartenders are all "really nice." Really nice!
But hangin' with the gays in there was just too good. Underneath an enormous painting of Joe Dallesandro's enormous penis, we talked ex-boyfriends/girlfriends and shared sev/er/al citrus vodka cranberries.
Best bar in the neighborhood? Until next year.
Happy birthday, Irwin.
Meanwhile, an outerwear selection:
Esta noche todas las noches?
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